Yeah, yeah, I know, I don't expect you to ever really forgive me. I was just young and stupid, but I messed up enough to still be paying for it. Nah, more importantly, that other people are still suffering from it.

So listen up 'cause I'm not repeating myself.

See, I dated your mom getting towards the end of university. Well, I saw a lot of girls then. But it was still different. Kyrie'd been helping me with business stuff for a good while, and you know, we messed around, but I guess I just figured she wasn't even interested in other stuff. She was pretty damn scary and she was gonna have to have an arranged marriage anyway, so what's the point in her dating, right?

Your mom got pregnant, so nice guy that I am, we got married. I'd rather run around longer, but I probably would've married her in the end anyway. Turns out Kyrie was too, she just didn't know it...and she thought we were serious. She even got kicked out of her family 'cause of it. So, turns out they're giving birth on the same day at the same place and I don't know what I'm gonna do to make it up to her.

...But your mom's kid dies...and Kyrie's is just fine. It kind of looks like I should be divorcing your mom and marrying Kyrie, but that'd be way too cruel to Asumu, and she needs me more, Kyrie doesn't need some guy, right? If she doesn't have to look after a kid, she can do anything she wants, she's smart and attractive so she could even find somebody else. She probably wouldn't even care if hers died, but Asumu'd have a really rough time of it. So I switched them. You understand, right? Kyrie's your mother, biologically anyway.