[Good job, Will, he just thinks you're a police detective now]
Alright, well, it's farfetched, but it's exactly what any of us saw! If you can make sense of it, great, otherwise...well I dunno.
Let's see...we got a letter at dinner signed 'Beatrice' saying she'd be taking back what's hers and we'd better solve dad's riddle. Then we found all the servants in different rooms in the morning, all just lying there with these big gashes, covered in blood, they all had the keys with them too, but the doors were locked. Dad's body was in the incinerator. So we grabbed some guns and holed ourselves up with the kids and Nanjo in the guest house. Rosa and Maria went missing, I know my way around those guns so I went out to look and found them in the garden, Maria was strangled and there was a pike from the fence through Rosa's throat. There weren't any bullets missing from her gun, so we figure she knew whoever it was.
[omitting the part where he cried over it...]
Me and Kyrie came up with a plan to get some food from the mansion, so we had her push a cart while me and Hideyoshi ran beside with our guns. ...We got to the mansion OK, Kyrie and Hideyoshi switched then, but she got a bad feeling about an ambush, and you can probably guess she was right. There were butterflies everywhere, two girls in skimpy outfits with some kind of glowing spear flying around and...I'm pretty sure Aneki. One of 'em said something about 'Beatrice's orders', but it was definitely Aneki telling them what to do! We all split up to try and escape, I don't know what happened to Hideyoshi but me and Kyrie were both cornered. Goes without saying we both won, of course. The two of us met up again and some other girls who looked like some kind of weird Playboy bunnies appeared, so we hightailed it out of there, but there was definitely something coming after us, I saw something gold, then, bang. Don't know about Kyrie, but it was probably the same for her.
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Alright, well, it's farfetched, but it's exactly what any of us saw! If you can make sense of it, great, otherwise...well I dunno.
Let's see...we got a letter at dinner signed 'Beatrice' saying she'd be taking back what's hers and we'd better solve dad's riddle. Then we found all the servants in different rooms in the morning, all just lying there with these big gashes, covered in blood, they all had the keys with them too, but the doors were locked. Dad's body was in the incinerator. So we grabbed some guns and holed ourselves up with the kids and Nanjo in the guest house. Rosa and Maria went missing, I know my way around those guns so I went out to look and found them in the garden, Maria was strangled and there was a pike from the fence through Rosa's throat. There weren't any bullets missing from her gun, so we figure she knew whoever it was.
[omitting the part where he cried over it...]
Me and Kyrie came up with a plan to get some food from the mansion, so we had her push a cart while me and Hideyoshi ran beside with our guns. ...We got to the mansion OK, Kyrie and Hideyoshi switched then, but she got a bad feeling about an ambush, and you can probably guess she was right. There were butterflies everywhere, two girls in skimpy outfits with some kind of glowing spear flying around and...I'm pretty sure Aneki. One of 'em said something about 'Beatrice's orders', but it was definitely Aneki telling them what to do! We all split up to try and escape, I don't know what happened to Hideyoshi but me and Kyrie were both cornered. Goes without saying we both won, of course. The two of us met up again and some other girls who looked like some kind of weird Playboy bunnies appeared, so we hightailed it out of there, but there was definitely something coming after us, I saw something gold, then, bang. Don't know about Kyrie, but it was probably the same for her.