[At the very least, at least it's not a Gunblade? That's like two weapons in one.]

It's called a Keyblade. Like a sword, but not really. It can take on different kind of shapes, and... this is the way mine looks. The wing is supposed to be its teeth, I think...

[It's so... awkward having to explain it. More awkward than Sora's ever had it he thinks.]