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[auxiliary]

[The Ψiioniic had figured out how to work his bracelet long ago, but had yet to actually make a post to the network himself. He'll admit, he's more of an observer than someone who would take action, but his curiosity isn't going to take the backseat any longer.

…Sheesh, this is going to be awkward. He's not used to speaking to a crowd of people.]

Hello, ah… people of Athgard.

Thince losing my abilitiesth… I'd like thome athithtance in practicing with the new abilities we've been given. Any voulenteersth would be appreciated.

Comments

[parasiteye]

Okay seriously, that lisp of yours was funny at first but now it's just getting annoying. Can you talk like...without your tongue, or something?

[auxiliary]

Can YOU talk without your tongue?

[parasiteye]

I'm not the alien here--you are. You do it.

[auxiliary]

You're the alien to me. You do it.

[parasiteye]

I told you to do it first!

[auxiliary]

I don't care.

[parasiteye]

Juth do it.

[auxiliary]

I can't.

[parasiteye]

Then pick words without "s"!

[auxiliary]

You haven't noticed, but I have been.

[parasiteye]

Well then great, explain this black shit again!

[auxiliary]

No. Read it again if you have to. A majority of the wordsth I have...

[Fuck, he can't not use a S word here.]

Voiced. Begin with Eths. I'm not repeating it.

VOITHED

[parasiteye]

--No one would be able to understand it even if they were reading!

There really is no avoiding lisp-words. Most C's should be lisped but then EVERYTHING IS ILLEGIBLE

[auxiliary]

I have two wordsth.

Tough shit.

ITHS EVERYWHERE

[parasiteye]

See, this is why no one can stand you fucking termites--!

[auxiliary]

I don't know about you, but I'm making friendsth jutht fine. You're the only one here who hath actively dithliked me.

But that might jutht be becauthe you're an athhole.

[parasiteye]

Like I said before? Dumbest psychic I've ever known. [ ....ALSO THE ONLY ONE ]

[auxiliary]

I'm not thaying it ath a revelation, I'm uthing your own wordsth.

[parasiteye]

Fucking termites...

Look, fuck you, your lithp is dumb, and get you and all your annoying bugs out of the city. The end.

[auxiliary]

I'm not leaving. Nor do I ever plan to. I won't go back to Alternia.

[parasiteye]

Well no shit it's space dust.

[auxiliary]

--I'm not going back to that univerthe. Better?

[parasiteye]

Not really.

[auxiliary]

There'th no pleathing you.

[parasiteye]

Well if you had money...