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[auxiliary]

[The Ψiioniic had figured out how to work his bracelet long ago, but had yet to actually make a post to the network himself. He'll admit, he's more of an observer than someone who would take action, but his curiosity isn't going to take the backseat any longer.

…Sheesh, this is going to be awkward. He's not used to speaking to a crowd of people.]

Hello, ah… people of Athgard.

Thince losing my abilitiesth… I'd like thome athithtance in practicing with the new abilities we've been given. Any voulenteersth would be appreciated.

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[video]

[auxiliary]

Okay, thince you're not thaying anything amuthing anymore, I'm hanging up on you again. Pleathe don't come back.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Hell no! You don't get to say all that shit and then leave!

[audio]

[auxiliary]

Then what?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

...Actually, I kind of expected you to hang up anyway.

[THIS WAS ALWAYS VIDEO]

[auxiliary]

...

[SQUINT.]

How old are you.

[VERY WELL THIS IS ALWAYS AUDIO!!]

[parasiteye]

Twenty-two, asshole.

[auxiliary]

... You can't mean thweepsth.

[NO WAY IS THIS GUY OLDER THAN HIM.]

[parasiteye]

What the hell is a sweep?

[auxiliary]

Age definition. A tholar thweep conthi--

[Yeah no, too much lisping in the word "consists"]

It'th when thun revolvesth around my planet. It takesth approximately 790 nightsth.

[parasiteye]

Okay seriously, that lisp of yours was funny at first but now it's just getting annoying. Can you talk like...without your tongue, or something?

[auxiliary]

Can YOU talk without your tongue?

[parasiteye]

I'm not the alien here--you are. You do it.

[auxiliary]

You're the alien to me. You do it.

[parasiteye]

I told you to do it first!

[auxiliary]

I don't care.

[parasiteye]

Juth do it.

[auxiliary]

I can't.

[parasiteye]

Then pick words without "s"!

[auxiliary]

You haven't noticed, but I have been.

[parasiteye]

Well then great, explain this black shit again!

[auxiliary]

No. Read it again if you have to. A majority of the wordsth I have...

[Fuck, he can't not use a S word here.]

Voiced. Begin with Eths. I'm not repeating it.

VOITHED

[parasiteye]

--No one would be able to understand it even if they were reading!

There really is no avoiding lisp-words. Most C's should be lisped but then EVERYTHING IS ILLEGIBLE

[auxiliary]

I have two wordsth.

Tough shit.

ITHS EVERYWHERE

[parasiteye]

See, this is why no one can stand you fucking termites--!

[auxiliary]

I don't know about you, but I'm making friendsth jutht fine. You're the only one here who hath actively dithliked me.

But that might jutht be becauthe you're an athhole.