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[The Ψiioniic had figured out how to work his bracelet long ago, but had yet to actually make a post to the network himself. He'll admit, he's more of an observer than someone who would take action, but his curiosity isn't going to take the backseat any longer.

…Sheesh, this is going to be awkward. He's not used to speaking to a crowd of people.]

Hello, ah… people of Athgard.

Thince losing my abilitiesth… I'd like thome athithtance in practicing with the new abilities we've been given. Any voulenteersth would be appreciated.

Comments

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[parasiteye]

The fuck is that?

[audio]

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Prelude to black romance.

Do you really not know thith?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

What the hell is a "black romance"?? You treat each other like shit and one of you gets off on it??

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[Okay, now you're just leaving yourself open with that comment.]

I don't thee why you'd wathte your time being tho rude to me unleth you were.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

....Are you serious. The ONLY time you guys fucking piss each other off is when you're hot on someone?

[audio]

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No. Trollsth pith each other off conthtantly. But your way of going about it... It lendsth more toward black-flirting, honethtly.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

What the fuck!! How??

[audio]

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Immature and inthincere thounding, picking on thpecific weak pointsth without really going into depth about it, no direction confessthion of hate but obviouthly leaning toward there with almotht a thort of dedication at inthulting the other but not actually platonically dithliking.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Or more normally known as being an ass in general.

[audio]

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Different culturesth.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

So if we're obviously different cultures why the fuck would you think I'm hitting on you, moron?! You're the dumbest freakin' psychic I've ever met!

[audio] 2/2

[parasiteye]

--An' before you even say it, that is not gay. Fuck you.

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I didn't know humansth didn't have quadrantsth. I realize that now, though now I don't know what humansth even do for relationshipsth.

Altho, I don't even know what "gay" meansth.

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[parasiteye]

You Termites are so fucking stupid. How do you even get this dumb??? I can't even tell what half your words are because for all I know, it could be fucked-up termite-speak!

[video]

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Okay, thince you're not thaying anything amuthing anymore, I'm hanging up on you again. Pleathe don't come back.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Hell no! You don't get to say all that shit and then leave!

[audio]

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Then what?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

...Actually, I kind of expected you to hang up anyway.

[THIS WAS ALWAYS VIDEO]

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...

[SQUINT.]

How old are you.

[VERY WELL THIS IS ALWAYS AUDIO!!]

[parasiteye]

Twenty-two, asshole.

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... You can't mean thweepsth.

[NO WAY IS THIS GUY OLDER THAN HIM.]

[parasiteye]

What the hell is a sweep?

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Age definition. A tholar thweep conthi--

[Yeah no, too much lisping in the word "consists"]

It'th when thun revolvesth around my planet. It takesth approximately 790 nightsth.

[parasiteye]

Okay seriously, that lisp of yours was funny at first but now it's just getting annoying. Can you talk like...without your tongue, or something?

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Can YOU talk without your tongue?