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[The Ψiioniic had figured out how to work his bracelet long ago, but had yet to actually make a post to the network himself. He'll admit, he's more of an observer than someone who would take action, but his curiosity isn't going to take the backseat any longer.

…Sheesh, this is going to be awkward. He's not used to speaking to a crowd of people.]

Hello, ah… people of Athgard.

Thince losing my abilitiesth… I'd like thome athithtance in practicing with the new abilities we've been given. Any voulenteersth would be appreciated.

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[parasiteye]

Th' fuck?

[audio]

[auxiliary]

What?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

I'm making fun of both of you. [ says this like IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS 8| what is this stupid black flirting stuff ]

[audio]

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While I don't return the feelingsth, it theemsth that human doeth, and that'th fine but again, pleathe don't do that here.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

You're seriously not pissed off at all. [ CONFUSION ]

[audio]

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No. You mutht mithtake me for a wiggler if you'd think I'd get angered tho eathily.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

No see--I already know you're a termite. You kind of had a video playing, remember?

[audio]

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Apparently I'll have to put it in thimpler termsth.

Nothing you thay will pith me off. Your wordsth mean nothing. Your effortsth are wathted.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of that awful lithp you got goin' on there, termiteth.

[audio]

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Rethorting to the thame material over and over again. Are you that unoriginal?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Between you and mis'er accthent over thea, I down't know if aye can handow ow' thith.

[audio]

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Right. Tell me when you've grown up.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Uh-huh, whatever. What's up with your eyes now that we're talkin' about everything that makes you a freak?

[audio]

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It'th ...

[A mutation. Something that did, indeed, make him a freak. Something he was taunted for for sweeps... Until the Signless told him otherwise. Told him that his differences made him unique.]

A thymbol of power.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

A thimble of power?? Bullshit. [ what do eyes have to do with sewing ]

[audio]

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Believe what you want. But I wath the motht powerful pthychic on Alternia.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Oh right. The planet that's apparently destroyed now? Niiiiice, way to achieve there.

[audio]

[auxiliary]

[


Wait, what?]

It'th dethtroyed?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

--Oh fuck, you didn't know?? Hah! Holy fuck Termite, your whole world's a giant cloud of...I dunno. Space-dust! Boom. Ka-bam, gone.

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...

[He wasn't going to say anything, but this guy is black-flirting with him quite hard. He'd really rather settle this, so he turns video on.]

That'th unfortunate newsth, and I wish I could thay I cared more. But I don't. Pleathe thtop trying to anger me, it'th really jutht beginning to make you look dethperate.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

[ sdjksdk he would protest so hard if he knew B((((( ]

Oh shit, you're even uglier the second time around.

[video]

[auxiliary]

[WELL here's his chance.]

Pleathe! How many timesth do I have to tell you, I'm really not interethted in a relationship?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

--What.

[video]

[auxiliary]

I'm thorry!

[audio]

[parasiteye]

No--back the fuck up!! You think I'm coming onto you???