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[auxiliary]

[The Ψiioniic had figured out how to work his bracelet long ago, but had yet to actually make a post to the network himself. He'll admit, he's more of an observer than someone who would take action, but his curiosity isn't going to take the backseat any longer.

…Sheesh, this is going to be awkward. He's not used to speaking to a crowd of people.]

Hello, ah… people of Athgard.

Thince losing my abilitiesth… I'd like thome athithtance in practicing with the new abilities we've been given. Any voulenteersth would be appreciated.

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[audio] i am so sorry

[parasiteye]

Aha...ahaha, haaaaahahahaha!! What the fuck!! Got thomthing wrong with your thpeech, termite????

[audio] lmao don't be!!

[auxiliary]

[... Not amused.]

No, there ithn't anything wrong with my thpeech.

However, there ith thomething wrong with your attitude.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Wuththat? I can' thear thou thith thall thith thhhhhhh's! Hahahahaha!

[audio]

[auxiliary]

If you have nothing to contribute, I'm hanging up. Your pitiful attemptsth at angering me aren't working.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

You thithithle athempths arenth workinght~

[audio]

[auxiliary]

[...

Hangs up. B|]

[i suppose you could call this a ...threadjake.] Video;

[hopefulpageturner]

What the hell is with you and making fun of other people's voices!!!

[audio] sdjkghsdjkg

[parasiteye]

Oh shit, you again hahahaha~

Video;

[hopefulpageturner]

No! Shut up! Don't tease people!

[audio]

[parasiteye]

"Don'ʔ tease peapow"~

Video; such good friends amirite.

[hopefulpageturner]

I'm going to punch you in the fucking nose!

Video;

[auxiliary]

Pleathe don't.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Hahaha, no! Pleath do.

video;

[auxiliary]

I'd rather keep black-flirting out of my potht. Do it elthewhere.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Th' fuck?

[audio]

[auxiliary]

What?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

I'm making fun of both of you. [ says this like IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS 8| what is this stupid black flirting stuff ]

[audio]

[auxiliary]

While I don't return the feelingsth, it theemsth that human doeth, and that'th fine but again, pleathe don't do that here.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

You're seriously not pissed off at all. [ CONFUSION ]

[audio]

[auxiliary]

No. You mutht mithtake me for a wiggler if you'd think I'd get angered tho eathily.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

No see--I already know you're a termite. You kind of had a video playing, remember?

[audio]

[auxiliary]

Apparently I'll have to put it in thimpler termsth.

Nothing you thay will pith me off. Your wordsth mean nothing. Your effortsth are wathted.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of that awful lithp you got goin' on there, termiteth.

[audio]

[auxiliary]

Rethorting to the thame material over and over again. Are you that unoriginal?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Between you and mis'er accthent over thea, I down't know if aye can handow ow' thith.