3 [Voice] BACKDATED TO YESTERDAY BEFORE THE EVENT FML

[chinsup]

[Effie has slowly begun to settle in Asgard, even with the absence of her closest friends from the Capitol -- and she's been quietly working on her own project, which is coming to fruition. Slowly. As soon as her mundune gets off of her ass and writes the goddamn thing.]

With the discovery of my own powers growing within this city, I have decided to do something productive with it.

[WAIT FOR IT]

I previously mentioned that I wished to open my own fashion boutique and I have been scoping out several locations. Paperwork is being drafted, details are being nuanced, but what I need most of all are eager and able-bodied employees.

[You totally want to work for Effie, right Asgard? Run now.]

So -- for anyone who wishes to handle money, I will be hiring one individual -- and I would also like to hire another individual with the same ability as I from Freyr, an additional designer with the ability to pull things from paper. I will be extraordinarily picky and there is absolutely no room for failure! So -- please do your best! I would like very much to see your talents in person, so please contact me with an available time and I will do my best to accommodate your schedule.

[A pause.]

I, of course, would be more than happy to show off my own talent in return, if you need to be assured that you would not be doing all of the work. And -- of course, money and numbers and shares of the business will all be discussed at a later date.

[There's another pause before Effie adds on, a bit shrewdly.]

Any volunteers?

Comments

voice;

[bratking]

...You make clothes?

[Because woah does he ever need some before he has to start dressing like a peasant.]

voice;

[chinsup]

I'm going to begin doing so, yes.

[do u have a job to pay for ur shit joffrey]

voice;

[bratking]

You'd have the King's good graces, if you could make something suitable for me.

[That means no he has no job at all. The King's good graces are a valuable commodity! Or maybe completely worthless.]

voice;

[chinsup]

[Oh, well then.]

What would you be willing to pay for them, Joffrey? In addition to your good graces.

I do have a business to run, you know.

voice;

[bratking]

...Of course I could pay for whatever I wanted. The Lannisters are the richest family in Westeros.

I'm not sure how to access my funds here, though. [But it is really really mean of the gods to drag him here without any of his riches!]

voice;

[chinsup]

I don't believe you can, but I have a proposition for you, if you would be so kind to hear it.

voice;

[bratking]

I'm listening.

voice;

[chinsup]

Would you like a job?

voice;

[bratking]

...What job would you need the king for?

voice;

[chinsup]

I think a king should know how to operate a cash register, hm?

voice;

[bratking]

What's a cash register?

voice;

[chinsup]

A device that calculates and holds money!

I would be more than happy to show you how to use it, but you would have to learn how to be kind to strangers.

[Which is difficult for Joffrey, you know.]

voice;

[bratking]

They ought to be kind to me, if I'm the one deciding the fate of their money.

voice;

[chinsup]

My money.

[:|]

voice;

[bratking]

You'd put me in charge of all of your money? Like the Master of Coin?

[Still not very appealing to a King, but better than some lowly job.



Yes, he really has no understanding of what a cashier is and how respected they are.]

voice;

[chinsup]

Would you be willing?

[This is going to be horrendous but Effie did have a chat with Arthur about forcing responsibility onto Joffrey, s o o o o.]

voice;

[bratking]

...I can try.