[Did you miss this friendly face? Even if you didn't, here is Brittany with her bright smile and eager attitude.]
You may not know this, but I'm an international star. My web show "Fondue for Two" had viewers in Thailand. Lord Tubbington stopped answering my fan mail for me, though, so I think they are mad at me.
[She smiles and picks up her pad of paper to start taking down your names.]
I think that I can go Mult-Versal though, now that I'm here, with my fanbase - I just need a really good guest. So, I'm taking offers to be my first guest on the show.
You have to be talented.
Or interesting. [Brittany pauses... thinking about it.]
Or give me a fondue pot. Because, [She sounds a bit sad about this...] I didn't win enough of those ribbons and so now they're just in my room here. I tried really hard, but that one God just gave me ice cream when my answer was really the right one.
I'm not blaming anyone... but it's his fault.
[She looks sad, but she'll smile again - a bit forced.]
I am just looking for guests though and it's a really prestigious thing to be a guest on my show. I've been told it's an execrable experience which - it starts with EX same as exciting and extra and other good words.
I don't know what it means, but I'm sure it's fine.