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[ The feed starts with a bzzzzzt before finally flickering to... some guy poking at his bracelet over and over again!

eventually though, an 'oh!' can be heard, and the feed will zoom out to show some brown-haired kid with a carefree smile on his face. ] Ma~n, that's all it takes to make it work? That's kind of embarrassing...

A~ny~way~! If it's working, then you guys can hear me, right? If so, this is Hijiri Shinozuka, asking all of my future acquaintances in House Hel to welcome me warmly! Ah, I'll of course extend a kind hello to the rest of my fellow guests too. [ at which point he pulls a flower from... somewhere and waves it back and forth in greeting. ]

Then again... [ and now he's trying to articulate his point by waving the flower around... ] considering the kind of hosts we're dealing with, it probably makes more sense to say 'captives', right? Ahh~, now that I think about it, that vaguely-cute maid didn't set up this scenario very well at all~... I mean, something like 'restoring colour' or whatever sounds way too abstract, right? It feels like I missed a memo or something! [ that's because he wasn't paying attention, probably.

and with an overtly-carefree sigh, he's going to change the subject!! ]

So, with the introductions from me over... how about you guys? If you're not too shy, introduce yourself and we can give being friends a shot!

Thank you for your time! [ aaand with one last ~carefree~ grin, he'll cut the feed! wow, what a weirdo. ]

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... More weirdos in Hel, just what we needed.

[ she sighs as if it's the most bothersome thing either - even though he isn't that weird at all compared to most other people in Hel.. ]

[ wow ange, rude. though his first thought in response to 'red hair + insulting tone...' is along the lines of OH FUCK YUKI-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. ]

Actually... From what I've heard, it seems more like I'm a breath of fresh air!

And would this breath of fresh air be enough to blow away the stench of idiots and criminals all over?

[ the rotting scent of Hel.. ]

[ without love, it cannot be smelled...? is that what you're going for? ]

Ah~... you might need a hurricane for that, to be honest!

[ you can't smell it if you have love.. since ange can definitely smell all of it and she has no love for the people in there at all. ]

... At least you're honest and down to earth if you realise this place is just where they throw all the people who are completely nuts together.

[ the smell of pee... yes, Ange's most likely familiar with it. ]

Mm... maybe I'm imagining things, but doesn't that make you 'completely nuts' too? Not that I agree with that, of course.

[ I was more thinking in the direction of burger smell, actually.. ]

No, you're right. I won't call myself normal, but I'd say on a scale from 'normal' to 'completely nuts' I'd rank at 'fairly weird'. But at least not in a way that's obnoxious to others.

[ sounds nice, burgers fried in pee... ]

Meanwhile, I'd class myself as a 'carefree and kind person'~ Don't tell me that's considered weird in this place?

[ a... h... this is getting worse and worse.. ]

People who usually classify themselves as kind are just trying to boost their own ego. Besides, you must have been placed into the crazies' house for some reason.

[ we could add some of papa DEEN's secret sauce for flavour! ]

Then... I'm a kind person with a persecution complex! Does that sort of character fit into this house?

[ wait why is DEEN the papa now!! ]

It probably does, since everybody is actually out to get you in this house, so nobody will even notice you have it to begin with.

[ because DEEN is Maria's papa! ergo, it is everyone's papa!! ]

Heh~, that sounds a little negative for my tastes...

[ is DEEN god now.. I don't want to live in this world anymore.. ]

Weren't you the one who said you had a persecution complex to begin with? Besides, it's true. The Hel house is full of people who put arsenic in cupcakes and sneak into other people's bedrooms at night.

[ too bad, oh resurrected one. ]

Hm~... [ that's actually worrying! not that he's going to show that but-- ] I don't think I'll fit in at all then, huh~

Poor guy, before you know it you might get bullied out by the others.

[ well, most of the Hel people are pretty rude - Ange is just a light case compared to most of them.. ]

[ true, she's far too moe for her house. ]

Oh, then maybe they'll let me move to a different house if that happens!

[ oh yes ange is such a bundle of joy and moe. ]

If they do, at least take me along with you and save me from this dump full of people only trying to kill each other.

[ you just want to squish her and see it all come out... ]

Ah! We have a deserter in-the-making in the house!

[ the sauce slowly drips out of her patooter.. ]

If it's about this house of idiots, then I'll gladly be called a deserter, thanks.

[ and I collect it on my elephant... ]

Oho~ maybe they have a house just for this sort of thing...

[ kawaii yaois.. ]

The house of deserters? I'll gladly join that one, it means those are all sane people who didn't want to be stuck in these lame houses anymore. Maybe that's the house that could actually get out of the general insanity that seems to surround this place.

[ wait why yaois... ]

Hoh~, but a 'house of deserters' sounds like it wouldn't last long, right? It'd just end up being deserted too. And the insanity would just spread out all over again~

[ there's always yaois when you're involved.. ]

Yeah, but it's the house of deserters since they deserted their original house. As long as I'm in a house with relatively sane people, I don't plan on moving from there.

[ ange why are you a yaoi... ]

Ah, but that'd mean they're 'unreliable' people instead, right?

[ ougon says she's a yaoi lover it's canon..!! ]

Do you think I'm an unreliable person already? Ah, it's useless, it's all useless, ruining my own reputation already.

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