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asgardeventide2013-07-11 09:09 am
wasthemaster) wrote in asgardeventide2013-07-11 09:09 am
Twelve ★ Video, Dated to Post-Fourthwall
[The presence of so many people was more than disconcerting, and Draco's just kind of glad to be rid of everyone. Being away from the distractions of various people (including his family at different ages, Merlin's beard), meant he could finally focus on what he was working on prior to their arrival.
It's pretty early in the morning today but Draco has his camera feed turned on his bracelet. He's in his shop working with some materials that are bubbling in the pot in front of him.]
Never again, gods. Never. Again. I can't believe you let such a mistake occur in the first place…not to mention apparently you forgot some of them. [Here's looking at you, Potter. Get out of Asgard. Now.
Oh well. Adding here, mixing there, and there's a loud pop suddenly. Grinning, he takes a small vial and fills it with his latest potion, using an eyedropper to grab some and squeeze a few drops onto a nearby table.
Bam. Victory! The latest explosion potion works! He''ll just turn his attention back to the video feed, not quite noticing that the rest of the pot's bubbling a little too violently.]
In other news, once again I'm completely brilliant in ways most of you aren't. Excellent. Euri, we've another potion to add to our stock. I finally perfected the formula. So, Asgard. We now offer a small line of offensive potions including explosives. Considering that I've figured out this formula we can work further to create stronger, more powerful potions for the next--
[The problem with brewing potions when you're not entirely stable and happy is that they're sure to backfire on you. It's a precise art with very little room for error. This is the case for Draco Malfoy. He's in the middle of his sentence when there's a series of volatile pops, followed by a loud explosion. The only thing visible on screen is a surprised yell and a cloud of smoke, a wave of acidic yellow liquid bursting from the confines of the pot.
When it clears, the camera feed is static and shows a view of the floor. It's assumed that Draco's lifeless body's laying there despite it not being on screen. The feed shuts off five minutes later and he disappears completely. Oops.]
[ooc: not responding to any tags, but feel free to tag amongst yourselves or whatever if you'd like. Draco's dead for a day and upon returning will have lost his bracelet so ICly he's out of touch for a week or two. Also posting a day early because internet outage at my house.]
It's pretty early in the morning today but Draco has his camera feed turned on his bracelet. He's in his shop working with some materials that are bubbling in the pot in front of him.]
Never again, gods. Never. Again. I can't believe you let such a mistake occur in the first place…not to mention apparently you forgot some of them. [Here's looking at you, Potter. Get out of Asgard. Now.
Oh well. Adding here, mixing there, and there's a loud pop suddenly. Grinning, he takes a small vial and fills it with his latest potion, using an eyedropper to grab some and squeeze a few drops onto a nearby table.
Bam. Victory! The latest explosion potion works! He''ll just turn his attention back to the video feed, not quite noticing that the rest of the pot's bubbling a little too violently.]
In other news, once again I'm completely brilliant in ways most of you aren't. Excellent. Euri, we've another potion to add to our stock. I finally perfected the formula. So, Asgard. We now offer a small line of offensive potions including explosives. Considering that I've figured out this formula we can work further to create stronger, more powerful potions for the next--
[The problem with brewing potions when you're not entirely stable and happy is that they're sure to backfire on you. It's a precise art with very little room for error. This is the case for Draco Malfoy. He's in the middle of his sentence when there's a series of volatile pops, followed by a loud explosion. The only thing visible on screen is a surprised yell and a cloud of smoke, a wave of acidic yellow liquid bursting from the confines of the pot.
When it clears, the camera feed is static and shows a view of the floor. It's assumed that Draco's lifeless body's laying there despite it not being on screen. The feed shuts off five minutes later and he disappears completely. Oops.]
[ooc: not responding to any tags, but feel free to tag amongst yourselves or whatever if you'd like. Draco's dead for a day and upon returning will have lost his bracelet so ICly he's out of touch for a week or two. Also posting a day early because internet outage at my house.]
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i killed my friend dave back at home
it wasnt my fault but i ended up shooting him a billion times
he came back, too
it just reminds me of this
hes going to be okay and im going to be okay
(alright maybe he wont be okay because im going to beat him up when he gets home but still)
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But if you do beat him up, he'll never let you hear the end of it.
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im never going to let him hear the end of this
were you offering me company?
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but that is still really nice of you to offer
you dont even know me from anyone, thats a very kind thing to do
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i am going to train them to bite dracos face while he is gone
it will be a nice surprise for him when he gets back
[ No clearly she is just struggling to figure out a way to lighten the mood. ]
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Did he ever tell you about the time that he was rude to a hippogriff?
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he cant say anything!!
and umm, no
what is a hippogriff?
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And a hippogriff has the front legs, head, and wings of an eagle, while having the hind legs of a horse. The thing about hippogriffs is ... they like to be treated politely. They're regal that way. If you're rude to them, that's when you'll be hurt by them.
And, well, that's exactly what happened. He was hurt. Despite the fact that wizards can fix something within hours, he moaned on and on about it for days.
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he lets him sleep with us
and always tries to slip him food from the table at dinner X(
you can barely see the floor sometimes because of all the silly dog toys
and wow
draco being rude :|
what a complete and utter shock!!
i am soooo surprised that he was a butthead to someone or something right now
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[A bit excessive. He doesn't say it.]
Right, it's not that surprising. Though I suppose blowing yourself up on camera is ... ruder. Though maybe more excusable, since it was actually an accident.
But, er, with the hippogriff, it was very annoying. He did things like that a lot. Not surprising, I guess.
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[ Totally excessive. She will admit to that immediately. ]
you mean he was just kind of an ass?
i mean, i believe it ._.;
i love him very, very, very much
but he is not always very good at decision making
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[Actually,come to think of it, it makes sense that Malfoy would only think spoiling is the way to raising a dog.]
What else has he done here? Er, if you don't mind. I'm not expecting anything evil, just ... poorly thought out, for what it's worth.
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what
are you wanting me to make a list???
i dont see why it matters :|
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..i just feel bad talking about things like that right after hes died
it feels disrespectful, i guess =(
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i promise i will tell you when he comes back, ok?
safe and sound
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