001 :: Video

[kuramaless]

[Hello, Asgard. Here, have a set of bright blue eyes, perhaps a little too close to the communicator screen. The moment the feed starts however, he pulls back - blinking at the thing in his hands.

That’s when the shot twists, and he finally settles for grinning at the screen.]

Yo! So, this place really is super grey, y'know?

I got a bracelet thing, and this--! I guess everyone else got one too right? Er. Lesse, lesse. Oh! Yeah, I’m Uzumaki Naruto, from Konoha. Ya probably dunno where that is. Hey! Unless there’s other people from back home?

[As if an idea has hit him he frowns, and looks away before turning back again.]

How do I know if people are gonna talk to me on this?

Comments

[kuramaless]

The first time...?

[WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRST TIME?]

How many times have you been here?

[holyfight]

Just two! That time and this time! And when I came back, I was in Sigyn instead!

[kuramaless]

You remember the last time you were here?

[holyfight]

Oh no! Not at all! I was really confused when I came back and people were telling me I was in the wrong house!

[kuramaless]

Oh. Man, that's gotta be confusin'. I mean, you know - it's already confusin' enough.

Which house you in?

[holyfight]

I'm in Sigyn now! So I kind of have powers like I did back home. But just one kind of power instead of three!

[kuramaless]

Oh yeah-- you said that already, right?

[holyfight]

Maybe! Eh heh, if I did, I forgot about it!

But I can heal! The other power in Sigyn is growing plants, and that's really useful if you like gardening!

[kuramaless]

Ah-- Yep.

Hey, healing's good! Not sure about growing plants though. How's that useful t'anyone?

[holyfight]

Well, if you needed food really badly! Or there was some kind of zombie apocalypse where all food production broke down! Then it'd be great! You could corner the market on growing produce!

[kuramaless]

... I guess there are some plants you can eat right?

[He's thinking green things and flowers and-- what other kind of plants are there, anyway?!]

Prod-- no one can live on plants!

[holyfight]

Ehhhhhh!? What about vegetarians? You could live on fruit and vegetables!

[kuramaless]

Eeeeh.

You can grow Fruit and Vegetables?

[holyfight]

Oh no! Not me! But Jade-san can! And a few other people in our house!

[kuramaless]

Oh.

That sounds kinda borin' though, y'know?

[holyfight]

Really? It sounds pretty cool to me! I mean, you could grow a whole garden in your room! Or put one on the roof of a building and start a restaurant!

[kuramaless]

...

[Simple minds. He just didn't think about it like that.]

D'ya think you could make ramen from it too?

[holyfight]

I don't think you can grow ramen! I guess you could grow the rice to make the flour to make the ramen! That might be really fun!

[kuramaless]

... Did you say you know someone with the plant thing?

[holyfight]

Uhn! Jade-san has Growth powers! She co-owns The Highwind with me!

[kuramaless]

Hey! So you could show me, right!?

[holyfight]

Show you Jade-san's powers?

[kuramaless]

Er-- Well, how t'make ramen and stuff?

[holyfight]

You don't know how to make ramen?

[kuramaless]

Well - the instant stuff is easy, right?

I dunno about proper noodles in broth.