005 ♒ Video | Day 199

[fishdouche]

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]
 

Comments

[alternia_strength]

D --> It is not my place to criticize the activities or ability to learn and grow of my betters
D --> It would be horrendously improper for me to do such a thing
D --> You would not demand it

[fishdouche]

and wwhy wwouldnt i demand it
i am your fuckin superior am i not
tell me wwhat you meant finless

[alternia_strength]

[Someone was ordering him around, and they should have known better than to do something like that.]

D --> To demand such a thing is a pure scandal
D --> How very inappropriate and bold
D --> Very well
D --> I do not e%pect you to be able to demonstrate any ability to grow or try something new
D --> You are not known for your creativity

[fishdouche]

ugh please tell me you can get through this chat wwithout needin a towwel
an wwhat do you mean by that
havve you forgotten my doomsday machines
those required a fuck of a lot a creativvity

[alternia_strength]

D --> Thank you for reminding me
D --> I truly require one right now
D --> And no
D --> I have not forgotten the d00msday machines that were made for you

[fishdouche]

god you disgust me
then you knoww i am the most creativve troll

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am quite familiar with Vriska's creativity in concocting such creations yes
D --> She is rather unceasing in fashioning them

[fishdouche]

but i commissioned them
an came up wwith all the plans

[The sad part is that he actually believes that.]

[alternia_strength]

D --> Then it is you to blame for their incapability of completing their task and not Vriska

[This was as subtle as Equius got. A little dig at both of them, all at once. He was even a touch proud of it.]

[fishdouche]

ITS NOT MY FUCKIN FAULT
shes the one wwho couldnt make them right

[alternia_strength]

D --> So you say so you say
D --> Prove it then

[fishdouche]

an howw wwould you havve me do that finless
gut you like the beast you are

[alternia_strength]

D --> It would be a start if you could actually manage the feat

[fishdouche]

oh ill manage it
you just wwait blueblood

[alternia_strength]

D --> I will continue to do so with bated breath