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[cancerousgeneticist]

OKAY LISTEN UP.
I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF STUPID SHIT GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH THE SPY AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. BUT REALLY I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT SO INSTEAD I'M TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WHILE STRANDED IN THIS GRAVEYARD OF BROKEN TIMELINES.
NEPETA AND I ARE GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE. BUT FIRST WE NEED TO FIND SAID MOVIE. SO IF ANY OF YOU DIPSHITS CAN STOP HEMORRHAGING AT THE IDEA OF TORTURING THE SPY UNTIL HE EATS BANANAS WITH HIS ASSCHEEKS, ANY ADVICE THAT POINTS US IN THE DIRECTION OF SOME ACCEPTABLE CINEMA WOULD BE HELPFUL.
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALTERNIAN! YES, I AM THAT DESPEREATE.
I EXPECT A RESPONSE FROM AT LEAST A FEW OF YOU BULGECHOMPERS, AND I GUESS IF I LIKE YOU ENOUGH MAYBE YOU CAN COME TO THE MOVIE NIGHT...IF NEPETA SAYS OKAY. (AND I GUESS EQUIUS, TOO.)

11th Mishmash ~ [Video | Forward-dated to Day 273/May 31]

[comeonthensexy]

[ The Doctor's sitting at the kitchen table and, lo and behold, he's got the tweed jacket, and the bowtie, and everything seems to be quite in order. The bracelet is propped up some ways away, and you can see his hands linked together in front of him on the table, and it's basically all very businesslike.

He even clears his throat.

Still, when he talks, it's on the light and playful side, even if the other day was a rough one and things have been... tense. ]

Hello, everyone.

I've been confusing a whole lot of you these past ten days, haven't I? Sorry about that. Apparently, the gods thought it'd be a fun idea to throw me through ever single man I've ever been, every single personality I've ever had. From the first to the tenth.

[ He takes a breath. ]

For those who have no idea what that's supposed to mean, it means that I'm a Time Lord, and when I'm dying, I regenerate, meaning I rewrite every single cell in my body including the brain cells, which comes along with a few... personality changes, not just appearance. I've still got all memories, but I'm not really the same anymore.

I thought nothing at all was wrong, I thought I'd always been the way I was every day. I kept changing my clothes because I always do that after regeneration.

So!

[ And he brightens up, straightens in his seat and moves his hands to clap them together. ]

The other Doctor who arrived this round, Nine, if you're curious about who I'm supposed to be, here I am. And, Mel, Martha, I'd like to meet you two properly, as myself, so if you'd respond, that would be great. If you don't I'll be just a little heart broken.

[ After a pause, he tugs a little at his bowtie with a bit of a sniff. ]

Bowties are cool again.

[ And with one final grin, he cuts the feed. ]

((OOC: Forward-dated because I have a busy weekend ahead of me and this'll give me some head start on this thing. I have also added the last incarnations to the log so there's that, too. c: ))

Eleven ★ Video

[wasthemaster]

I, Draco Malfoy, am a genius.

[The video flips around to show a very pleased Mr. Malfoy sitting in the back room of the apothecary he and Euri own before panning down to a variety of little bottles and boxes.]

I just wish it hadn't taken this long to actually get the formulas right. Anyhow, Asclepius has some new inventory. Ask me about it, I dare you. I'm just sorry I haven't finished perfecting my ultimate project. But just you wait. I'll have a grand unveiling soon.

[There…are a lot of other things Draco could talk about if he wanted to. Like the recent trip to Utgard. Or about how he and ??? had interrogated the caught spy. Or about how he had plans now thanks to a conversation with some of the gods.

But he won't. Because he's Draco, why would he ever share anything that didn't come across as incredibly self-centered? It's an act, first and foremost. He has to come off as arrogant and dignified as possible to pretend people didn't see his inner workings. It's probably a giant, failed attempt.]

In the meantime…let's pretend I actually care about the answer to this. Your greatest achievements. Tell me about them? Consider it fuel for another side project of mine…

[Filtered to Riku]

Got something you may be interested in.

[Filtered to ???]

Looks like you're not the only one creating things.

[Filtered to Hermione]

So…when would you like to meet for your first lesson?

[Filtered to Rapunzel]

Now that that's accomplished, how would you like to do some research with me about the rest I'm working on?

[Filtered to Jade]

How do you feel about surprises?