patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (❪ 102 ✦ EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME。 ❫)
ʀɪʀɪᴄʜɪʏᴏ sʜɪʀᴀᴋɪɪɴ ❣ 白鬼院 凜々蝶 ([personal profile] patronizing) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-02-18 10:04 pm

❝ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ❞

[ Greetings, Asgard! Looks like someone set off their bracelet at a bad time, if the angle on the feed is any indicator. From the look of things, some sort of battle’s just come to an end, as a pair of combatants (one visibly sweating and the other absurdly relaxed....) come into view. ]

Eh~ Those guys were pretty tough, huh~ [ This is coming from the one who doesn’t seem worn out in the slightest, naturally. ]

Hmph. Like you’re one to talk — you didn’t do anything beside stand on the sidelines like some kind of mascot. [ Here, her tone seems to give off the feeling of a mix between irritation and exasperation. Honestly hijiri... ]

Hey now, I was only letting Chiyo-chan serenade me with her strength~! [ If he realises how... ridiculous that sounded, he doesn’t really show it... ] Thou~gh, I like how that sounds! Do I get a cool mascot outfit?

Ah, I must’ve worded that incorrectly. You were more like a burden on the sidelines. ... Honestly, you’re such a troublesome guy.

I help in my own little way, right? Bu~t, if I’m a burden, I’ve really got to thank you for bearing me! Chiyo-chan’s so kind~!

Hah, don’t misunderstand. I was just making sure those pesky things didn’t cause trouble for anyone else. [ Although this does warrant him a mumbled: ] You’re welcome.

Oh, I see... [ Insert what may or may not be a chuckle!!! here ] Then, I should change out that ‘kind’ for ‘thoughtful’, is what you’re saying?

Hmph. [ The viewers may notice here that ririchiyo has gone on her hmphing mode. ] No need.

It’s not really a matter of need.... So then, I amend my statement to ‘Chiyo-chan’s so thoughtful’.

[ He thinks for a moment, before giving a light shrug. The more observant viewer might catch him make another quick look round to see that they’re both safe... but that’s about all the effort he’s going to show. ]

Hm~, maybe I should talk about your sudden fighting prowess too?

Wha— What are you blabbering on about with words such as ‘prowess’? Hmph! Could it be you weren’t expecting this from me?

Hm... not really! [ HE SAYS IT IN SUCH A SHAMELESS WAY. ] Most girls your age don’t do that sort of thing, right?

[ A pause before — ] ... I’m not like everyone else. Hmph, how rude of you though. To think you’d lump me in with the rest of the girls my age.

Oh no~ I said something silly, didn't I? Please, accept my apologies! [ It's impossible to tell if he's being sincere or stupid, as always ... ] But yeah, Chiyo-chan’s a special case, that’s for sure.

Let’s just see if we can sort the rest of these things out. How something so tiny could be so troublesome, I’m not sure.

[ He chuckles lightly, giving Ririchiyo a lopsided smirk ] Since it’d probably make my apology a little pointless, I’ll avoid the obvious joke here, okay?

Wha—!?

[ Aaaaand leaving off at that embarrassing point, the feed cuts off mid-sentence! ]

( Dark green is Hijiri and dark purple is Ririchiyo. Both of them will be replying to threads but one or the other may be slower than than rest of us. /sideyes herself. )
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-26 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm~, while she says it's about 'wasting time', in reality that's like admitting she's not the overly-violent type!
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I think I'm startin' to get it...

Wait- I don't think I even caught your name.
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Who, me? [ pointing to himself like a dumbass... ] Hijiri Shinozuka, Class 2-6, currently in Hel! [ /waves!! ]
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-26 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Come o~n, Chiyo-chan! Play along a little!
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-27 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
So... you're Hijiri... [from Hel? He's gotta be messed up to be in there, Senji will keep an eye on him.]

And the little one is Chiyo? I'm Kiyomasa Senji.
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-27 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A pleasure, Kiyomasa-san!

To be more precise, it's Ri~ri~chi~yo, but I'm sure she won't mind either way!
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-27 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright alright- Ririchiyo....

You two together or somethin'? With the way you bicker it sounds like it.
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-28 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wahh~... Kiyomasa-san said something really scandalous...!!
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-29 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Scandalous....? I don't think so- I just call 'em as I see 'em.
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-29 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Buahaha! Eye! Just got one eye! So maybe it is who knows! [senji don't give a shit 'bout not having two eyes.]
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-29 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ meanwhile, as all of this is going on, Hijiri just puts a hand to his heart and poses dramatically as if to say "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CHIYO-CHAN!" ]

So~, does this mean Chiyo-chan's an idiot, by Kiyomasa-san's brilliant deductions?
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[personal profile] deadcenter 2012-02-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[I DID NAHT HIT HER, I DID NAHT. oh hi hijiri.]

....Yeah- this is gettin' kinda boring. Unless you guys start actually fightin' I'm outta here.
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-29 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah ha ha ha. what a funny story, senji! ]

Kiyomasa-san's pretty morbid, huh~ I'm a pretty peaceful fellow, so I can't guarantee anything.
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[personal profile] predicting 2012-03-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi~ Play nice now, Chiyo-chan! Those who rush into fights have trouble making friends, you know~