patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (❪ 102 ✦ EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME。 ❫)
ʀɪʀɪᴄʜɪʏᴏ sʜɪʀᴀᴋɪɪɴ ❣ 白鬼院 凜々蝶 ([personal profile] patronizing) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-02-18 10:04 pm

❝ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ❞

[ Greetings, Asgard! Looks like someone set off their bracelet at a bad time, if the angle on the feed is any indicator. From the look of things, some sort of battle’s just come to an end, as a pair of combatants (one visibly sweating and the other absurdly relaxed....) come into view. ]

Eh~ Those guys were pretty tough, huh~ [ This is coming from the one who doesn’t seem worn out in the slightest, naturally. ]

Hmph. Like you’re one to talk — you didn’t do anything beside stand on the sidelines like some kind of mascot. [ Here, her tone seems to give off the feeling of a mix between irritation and exasperation. Honestly hijiri... ]

Hey now, I was only letting Chiyo-chan serenade me with her strength~! [ If he realises how... ridiculous that sounded, he doesn’t really show it... ] Thou~gh, I like how that sounds! Do I get a cool mascot outfit?

Ah, I must’ve worded that incorrectly. You were more like a burden on the sidelines. ... Honestly, you’re such a troublesome guy.

I help in my own little way, right? Bu~t, if I’m a burden, I’ve really got to thank you for bearing me! Chiyo-chan’s so kind~!

Hah, don’t misunderstand. I was just making sure those pesky things didn’t cause trouble for anyone else. [ Although this does warrant him a mumbled: ] You’re welcome.

Oh, I see... [ Insert what may or may not be a chuckle!!! here ] Then, I should change out that ‘kind’ for ‘thoughtful’, is what you’re saying?

Hmph. [ The viewers may notice here that ririchiyo has gone on her hmphing mode. ] No need.

It’s not really a matter of need.... So then, I amend my statement to ‘Chiyo-chan’s so thoughtful’.

[ He thinks for a moment, before giving a light shrug. The more observant viewer might catch him make another quick look round to see that they’re both safe... but that’s about all the effort he’s going to show. ]

Hm~, maybe I should talk about your sudden fighting prowess too?

Wha— What are you blabbering on about with words such as ‘prowess’? Hmph! Could it be you weren’t expecting this from me?

Hm... not really! [ HE SAYS IT IN SUCH A SHAMELESS WAY. ] Most girls your age don’t do that sort of thing, right?

[ A pause before — ] ... I’m not like everyone else. Hmph, how rude of you though. To think you’d lump me in with the rest of the girls my age.

Oh no~ I said something silly, didn't I? Please, accept my apologies! [ It's impossible to tell if he's being sincere or stupid, as always ... ] But yeah, Chiyo-chan’s a special case, that’s for sure.

Let’s just see if we can sort the rest of these things out. How something so tiny could be so troublesome, I’m not sure.

[ He chuckles lightly, giving Ririchiyo a lopsided smirk ] Since it’d probably make my apology a little pointless, I’ll avoid the obvious joke here, okay?

Wha—!?

[ Aaaaand leaving off at that embarrassing point, the feed cuts off mid-sentence! ]

( Dark green is Hijiri and dark purple is Ririchiyo. Both of them will be replying to threads but one or the other may be slower than than rest of us. /sideyes herself. )
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, be careful, or I'll be jealous.

Does he at least have any useful powers?
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

What's your power?
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

The intimate time I spent in your room should have clued me in.
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are ice powers really effective against these ice... things?

It seems to add fuel to the metaphorical fire.
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're very cute when you say things like that.

It's a shame that you're working so hard, though. You deserve a chance to relax.
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, sorry, sorry. [ you don't sound sorry at all kanba ] It just seemed like you were very tired.

Or am I just seeing things wrong?
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
They must be dazzled by your beauty. Sorry for my wrong assumptions, it's just hard to see clearly past your lovely prowess.
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly. [ a bullet right through their head. ]

But I can still be worried about you, can't I?
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Really, now. Hopefully my own ideas are less ludicrous, where I take your cold hands into mine, and make you blush until your ears are warm.

[ sometimes i write tags

and just cry ]
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I see. So there's no need to bring my hands on your cold cheeks and to kiss your nose until it's red again. Or no need to share a scarf when the walk to school gets cold, or to hold hands because yours is cold, but I'll make you warm.
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[personal profile] giver 2012-02-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ no oo o o owwwww but no he keeps a straight face ] I see.

Well, I wouldn't want to warm up any other girl. If you ever feel too cold, let me know.