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Fiona Gallagher ([personal profile] ffuckoff) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-01-26 10:45 pm

$3 | Video.

[Fiona is sitting at home, on her bed, hair tied back in a loose pony tail. She's wearing a simple T-shirt. Altogether, she looks casual, comfortable and like a real go-getter! What a coincidence, what with that being her intention and all.]

Hey! This is Sigyn house. [She moves the camera around, so it gets a good view of her room: clean, neat, organized.] I'm sick of living here anymore. But I need you [she points directly into the camera] to help me out.

I have enough saved up to rent out a place, but I need roommates. I'd prefer an actual house, but I'm good with apartments and condos, whatever. Anything that doesn't have those giant rats crawling around outside-- have you seen 'em? Pink, with the huge ears?-- in the walls is basically great.

I'm clean- [she lets the camera get a good look at the neat and orderly room around her again] and sane. You won't even have to see me too much, I work most of the day as a secretary. I don't have any infectious diseases, and I can mix drinks. Call me. Fiona Gallagher, Sigyn house.

[Still cheery, she waves at the camera, if a little... can waves be sarcastic? If so, this one was. And then, affecting a slightly more serious tone and posture, she says:] On a totally unrelated note, does anybody around here know anything about exorcisms, or demonic possession, that sort of thing? This is on school business, don't worry, my head's not gonna start spinning around. Gimme a head's up if you have any experience in that area; I might have a job for you. Just, y'know, contact me over the network, and watch out for any real big flights of stairs.
failassassin: (bwuh?)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Demons don't exist-don't they?

[HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW.]
failassassin: (eyebrow goes up)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-27 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
...valid point. And really, I wouldn't put it past this place to throw a demon or two our way just to be annoying.
failassassin: (cheeky little smile)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume Emily Rose is someone who was famous for being possessed? [he's teasing-but yeah, he seriously doesn't know who Emily Rose is. whooo 1980s (and whoo Turlough being ignorant)!]
failassassin: (chilling like a villain)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-27 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a pity we don't have a movie theater in Asgard-I'd ask you to watch it with me, if we did!
failassassin: (eyebrow goes up)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-27 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I pity the poor soul who has to clean up the live adaptation of Emily Rose.
failassassin: (doctor you make me worry)

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Is that another movie?
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It sounds...well, it sounds rather boring.

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[personal profile] emulation 2014-01-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
They definitely do, mister. I'm possessed by one.
failassassin: (doctor you make me worry)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-31 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.
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[personal profile] emulation 2014-01-31 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I am. Ever heard of Madame Klein's School for Possessed Girls?
failassassin: (slightly snarky)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-31 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Should I have?
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[personal profile] emulation 2014-01-31 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... it's where all the girls like me go. To learn how to deal with this stuff.
failassassin: (captain pensive)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-01-31 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

[a pause and a frown.] Really, the only thing I know about demonic possession are things from movies. I honestly don't think they'd help. I'm sorry.
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[personal profile] emulation 2014-02-01 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [She grits her teeth with a small hiss.] Movies got it all wrong.

It's okay, though, I didn't expect a man to know how to help. No offense or anything.

[It's just that men don't get possessed the same way girls do. They tend to just turn into monstrous abominations without a brain.]
failassassin: (grump)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
And why would that be?

[Sorry Katie, Turlough's a bit offended now.]
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[personal profile] emulation 2014-02-01 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause only girls get possessed?

[... not the entire truth, but the easiest one.]
failassassin: (bwuh?)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-01 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...really? How needlessly sexist of the demons.

[but thankfully, he's taking that at face value and not asking any more questions.]
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[personal profile] emulation 2014-02-01 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like you wanna be possessed?

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