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The Doctor ♣ Eleven ([personal profile] comeonthensexy) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-11-18 12:56 pm

16th Mishmash ~ [Video + Text]

[ The Doctor’s sunk into a couch - in the living room of Thor 103 - half draped on the armrest rather than the back. The bracelet is lying on the table in front of it so the screen shows more than just the shoulders up because that’s boring.

He offers a wide smile and spreads his arms. ]

Good afternoon, Asgard! Today I bring you a sort of… inquiry. Or closer to a survey, I suppose. You see, I’ve been reliably informed that I… Hm.

Maybe I should have written a script.

I touch people a lot.

[ A pause, as he briefly turns his head towards the other side of the couch with a questioning look. ]

Yeah, that was weird wording. What I mean is! I like hugs, and… such. And I’ve been informed-- Well, I’ve been informed but also noticed that not everyone likes that.

[Clara leans over so she’s in sight, and manages a long stare for the Doctor. And then a sigh. This is entirely ridiculous.]

At least you’re able to admit it. Finally.

[ While she stares, he looks right back at her because. What? At least this way it’s pretty much impossible to make mistake. It’s a flawless plan. ]

Well I’ve never had any problems before.

[ Sniff. ]

Anyway. People don’t always like being touched, apparently, at least not from just anyone, or anyone but… close friends… So!

[ He straightens abruptly, almost hops in his seat, and rests his elbows on his thighs, hands clasped in front of him. ]

To avoid anyone feeling uncomfortable or any… misunderstandings, I’ve created a sort of. Pamphlet. So you can tell me what you don’t want me to do. I’m going to send it over in text form, but I’ve also got paper ones. You could stop by and fill one out. Unless you for some reason think that’s odd, I suppose.

[Clara snorts, rolling her eyes.]

Course it’s odd to ask people to really, actually pop by in person to fill out your questions about whether or not you can touch them. How is that even a thing you can suppose? It’s beyond supposing at this point, Doctor.

[There’s a laugh after that, and she’s clearly teasing. Mostly.]


[ He gives her an indignant frown. ]

Yes, well, you humans have weird hang-ups!

[ Clearing his throat, he turns back to the screen and raises his chin. ]

Companions, family, my old girl, and myself need not apply.

[Wait a second, Doctor. That’s just rude. Her jaw drops, eyes widen, and she tries not to look offended. And fails.]

Don’t listen to him. Anyone is welcome to respond. Particularly companions and family.

[ He frowns at her as he reaches for the bracelet. ]

What? No. You lot’s already used to it.

[ And he turns it off there, and then sends this: ]

Just yes or no is fine, but you can be elaborate if you like.

Do you want me to touch you at all? If it’s fine, details below!

Is it okay if I…

pat your shoulder?
pat your cheek?
pinch your cheek?
poke you?
poke your nose?
ruffle your hair?
put my arm around you/your shoulders/your waist/etc etc?
hug you?
hug and spin you?
hold your hand?
kiss your forehead/hair/cheek?
kiss your mouth?

If there’s something you can think of that I haven’t added, put it here! Much as you like!

Anything else?

Thank you! ♥


((OOC: Replies can probably be expected from both of them. I'm not sorry Eleven's so ridiculous.))
goesagainst_thegrain: (Alright stop! Hammer time)

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[personal profile] goesagainst_thegrain 2013-11-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I should hope you're not about to kiss me on the mouth.

[Everything else is whatever, but kissing yourself is just a little... beyond strange.

Also side-eyeing your conversation with Ril, but saying nothing about it. For now.]
goesagainst_thegrain: (Lord of all I can see)

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[personal profile] goesagainst_thegrain 2013-11-18 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Glad to see we can agree about some things.
bossily: (how interesting)

[personal profile] bossily 2013-11-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to think that he's above kissing himself on the mouth, but you never know when it comes to him.
goesagainst_thegrain: (Are you trying to be funny?)

[personal profile] goesagainst_thegrain 2013-11-19 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
...tell me, does this me get punched a good deal? Purely out of curiosity, you understand.
bossily: (listen up)

[personal profile] bossily 2013-11-19 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I might be the only one that hits him, actually. Outside of things that we have to fight, obviously.
goesagainst_thegrain: (Alright stop! Hammer time)

[personal profile] goesagainst_thegrain 2013-11-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. No really, I truly am astonished. With the things he tends to say, I honestly expected him to be pummeled a good deal.

Or is he one of the selves where people just sort of ignore what he says?

[His fifth face had been like that, a bit.]