ღ First Kiss // Video

[suckmykiss]

[The feed starts, and there's a woman standing outside the palace. She doesn't look overly pissed, more annoyed than anything.]

Okay, as awesome as that guide was... Is Loki like... Five? Whatever, moving on. Like a leaf on a branch? That sounds more like some cheesy lines out of a sci-fi show. But let's take a moment and talk about those creepy maids with no faces. Was that really necessary? Shouldn't Gods be able to give them some faces? At least have them paint one on if they can't?

[She sighs, shaking her head as she looks around.]

Really, as fun as a vacation in this place would be? I have crap to do. I don't have time to deal with crazy God shit.

[She frowns, a hand resting on her hip before making a face.]

Oh, c'mon! This is getting frickin' old already! One of you assfaces need to send me back. And by assfaces, I mean Gods.

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[unrestrained]

He could've tried putting it into a poem. [Which sounds by-far worse if you ask him.] Just for an idea, Gods don't really care about our personal lives.

[suckmykiss]

Or he could have, oh... I don't know, let a professional do it so it didn't end up looking like something that should hang on a fridge?

[This looks she's giving him basically says: whatever kid.]

I pretty much got that one, considering they just brought us here without asking. Crazy as that sounds, it kinda clued me in.

[unrestrained]

Maybe he thinks he is a professional. Or he drew it for Odin's fridge.

[It's okay he seems pretty non-plussed.]

Sure. So is that why you think they're going to answer your return home demands?

[suckmykiss]

Maybe but to show that as the actual guide? Not really taking this whole go forth and colorize crap seriously.

[She shrugs.]

Maybe it'll get their attention.

[unrestrained]

I don't know. What better way to say "hey go put color everywhere!" then drawing up a picture yourself.

You're going to want to try more than that.

[suckmykiss]

Seriously? [Ugh, she does not even know anymore.]

What do I need to do? Flash them?

[unrestrained]

Uh-- No. I don't think these guys have a god of flashing people. I'd say find their temples and do something to them, but that's just likely to get you incinerated or something.

[suckmykiss]

Okay, I might have a big mouth but do I look stupid? Even I know that's just dumb.

[unrestrained]

Then I'd say you have to know yelling at them is about like that. I mean-- fiesty-- but they'll take real offense to that.

[suckmykiss]

Ugh, gods and their superiority complexes. I guess writing them hate mail would be a waste of time too? I mean, I could make it real simple and just write: Douchebags. Simple and to the point.

[unrestrained]

I've done something like that before. And let me tell you it just annoys them, but sometimes the Gods just deserve to be annoyed. [He did it to different gods, but same concept really.][

and now with the correct journal

[suckmykiss]

Call me crazy, but I'm really thinking that these ones deserve it.

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[unrestrained]

No, they definitely do. But you got to learn when not to get incinerated on the spot.

[suckmykiss]

I've always learned those sorts of things the hard way.

[unrestrained]

Yeah, I get that. But I make it a point to not let myself get instantly incinerated.

[suckmykiss]

Eh, maybe I can try and restrain myself here. Maybe.

[unrestrained]

Maybe's a good start. Eventually you'll work your way up to mostly. It's a long hard road and I do not envy you.

[suckmykiss]

And how old are you again?

[unrestrained]

Uh, sixteen.